Posted by
KenUSA on Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:05:45 PM
If the Reverend Jackson is serious about cutting out Barry O's nuts, he's going to have to find them first.
It's not that I doubt that he has a pair, or that I think they're particularly small. It's that he is part of the new "castrati". Simple removal of the family jewels results in a general lack of ambition. What good does that do for the "party", comrade. What happens is that the macadamias are taken hostage. Maybe left as a deposit is a better way of putting it.
Most guys have left them as a deposit at least once. For example, going antiquing in the hope that an eventful evening will follow. Barry, however has markers out all over the place. Who's got them now?
Places to look:
Michele's nightstand
Code Pink HQ
Chicago City Hall
Trinity United Church
Wood Foundation
Tony Resko's house
NARAL HQ
Planned Parenthood
Maybe using technology gleaned through embryonic stem cell research, Barry can grow a new pair for himself. I doubt it though. He'll grow lots of pairs to place as collateral, he's been without them for so long he doesn't even miss them.
Good Luck Jesse.