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Exit Strategy Needed Now

Barak Obama's handlers are keeping his travel itinerary quiet citing security concerns. That is not acceptable to taxpayers footing the bill with hard earned treasure. To honestly believe that foreknowledge of a US Senator's travel plans would influence the decision- making of professional terrorists shows a lack of nuance. Furthermore, the Secret Service detail assigned to Senator Obama was not consulted prior to the trip, placing their families and loved ones in the unhappy position of not knowing when they will see their sons and daughters again. These agents will not speak up on their own behalf because they are too stupid to find real work in this Bush/Cheney generated economy.

The American people deserve to see a timetable for withdrawal immediately. An official who asked to remain nameless stated that Obama lied to get us into this quagmire. "This is my family's California driving vacation of 1972 all over again." whined a staffer who skipped lunch to attend the protest. "We were like "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" and my dad was like "It's just around this next bend." "He did that for like, six states, what an a**hole. I'm calling my therapist."

Chants of "Obama lied, it's a long ride!!!" drowned out the sound of a passing ice cream truck as agitated protesters exercised their constitutional right to free speech.

Four capital police officers were ordered to attend sensitivity training for laughing at the protesters.
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