Posted by
KenUSA on Friday, July 18, 2008 7:41:52 PM
Today we are going to learn Religion Mache. This is a college course worth 1 credit hour, unless it is accompanied by classes designed to foment hatred of the United States. Then it is worth 5 credit hours.
First, you need a piece of wire. Preferably something recycled. Even better if it conjures images of misogynistic, patrician, old fashioned squares. Here is a good example:
Next, bend the wire into a shape. Preferably something rigid and unyielding. Like this:
Now that we have a substantial, but hollow frame to work with, we will need paper. Again recycled is better. What we'll be doing is tearing out pages of a book. Any old thing will do. Soaking them in an adhesive mixture of flour and water and covering the inflexible frame with them. The frame must be completely concealed. AHH. Here is a good source of camoflage:
Now you're ready to paint to suit your taste. Neutral is best, unless you can color it quickly to meet changing political climates.